Since the beginning, every sequel and prequel in the now seven-film Alien franchise—yes, there are only seven movies, those other two monster mashes never happened!—has been at war with itself. And ...

True that. The eighth episode titled “The Real Monsters” featured the Xenomorph, raging killer that it is, as more of an undercard rather than the main event, as Wendy (Sydney Chandler) and her fellow ...