Call it Freudian if you like, but I'm a bit of a wet lettuce when it comes to chitinous murder-beasts that impregnate people with their foul spawn, and an ill-advised trip to the Trocadero's Alien War ...

Here's a small confession, upon which you're free to judge me harshly. I absolutely adore the Alien vs. Predator films. Admittedly I've only seen them once, back to back whilst half cut late one night ...